


Theme from ONS Torlan

by Calvin Wong



Category: Unreal Tournament
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2004-02-16
Updated: 2004-02-16
Packaged: 2013-06-30 06:55:49
Rating: K+
Chapters: 1
Words: 206
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1734739/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/43975/Calvin-Wong
Summary: This is more or less how it always goes. I may not be l33t, but I play on Masterful and the ping just kills me. :P. To Coldplay's 'The Scientist'





	Theme from ONS Torlan

Theme From ONS-Torlan  
(To Coldplay's Clocks)  
  
Get in the Manta,  
Rush for the center,  
Waiting for node one to finish.  
  
I start the linking  
My ammo is blinking  
I need to get me an AVRiL.  
  
Blue node constructed  
The red side just finished,  
They'd better bring in those tanks soon.  
  
Get to the tank place  
All I see is dead space  
Where the heck is that thing now?  
  
What's that I see in the distance?  
It looks like a Goliath on the move  
Why is that damn thing firing?  
Why is he giving away his position?  
  
OH SHIT IT'S NOT OUR- Respawn.  
  
Crap crap crap crap crap  
They've got the centre wrapped  
Now we're going to have to switch back.  
  
Retreat to the turrets  
The Scorpions are coming  
Wings of death all a-spreading  
  
Where is that Raptor?  
Find that darn Raptor.  
Go hide some guys in the cliffs.  
  
Oh boy they're coming  
Two-pronged attacking  
Dying horribly; we are.  
  
Nobody said it was easy  
There go nodes two and one.  
Nobody said it was easy  
Man Torlan sucks you're all gay.  
  
I'm going back to Assault.


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